thegayswhocouldfly:

so me and my siblings (theres 3 of us) were eating dinner with my dad and we were talking about dad jokes and all of a sudden my dad goes “ive only made 3 jokes in my life and theyre all sitting in front of me”

thats it

the dad joke to end all dad jokes

(Source: whatakarkatch, via vecny)

twilightprincess182:

i feel safe knowin members like this are workin in the FBI
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